The Journey home is deadly! (Drama Queen)

And again, i balik Malaysia alone. It was Monday. My flight's at 2010. My driver, Pak Mahfuz came around 1630. He came knocking at my door. i sighed "Awalnye pak mahfuz nie!" Rushing2 last minute packing. Kiss my housemate goodbye... deorang semua balik Jumaat nie. Luv you guys! Nek pak mahfuz's 4-wheel-drive and off we depart for the airport. An hour later sampailah...

Arrived at the airport around 1800, crazy as it may seems. The schedule on the board wrote AK917 depart at 1830. It was the Air Asia's last flight to Malaysia that day.Pak mahfuz kalut giler "Aiyoh mbak!!!! cepetan...jam setengah tujuh nich! Masa sih..!!!" he was so kepoh he tunjuk2/tonjok2 the board dengan emosi. it caught the attention from the crowd behind us. I dah malu dah. Merah2 muke i. Bapak nie rilek la.. fuh2...

Then a stranger came up to me. "Mbak, aku sama pesawat ama mbak, emang delay kok! jam delapan". i breathe deeply. fuh2...!! bpak ni panik la pulak.

Then check in kat kaunter airasia. Dah bagi passport semua. Board my luggage. tibe2 akak kat kaunter tu ...

mbak kaunter : 150!

me : Ape?

Mbak kaunter : 150 ribu!

Me cakap dalam hati : OMG! I KENE PAU NGAN PEKERJA AIR ASIA LA!

(muke dah cuak2 dah2…cmne ni?cmne ni?) padahal mbak tu nak mintak airport tax je which is a common thing before departure. Sekalut-kalut me I forgot to lock my bag…halamak! i berdoa je takde orang bukak my bag. kumat kamit my mouth bce doa.

Then, I order dinner at the airport. 1 sup buntut (sup ekor) and ice tea = Rp50k! mhal giler ! macam mkn kat pronto!

then, Sampai kat kaunter imigresen, I lupe nak isi boring departure. OMG!

Mamat imigresen : (Sengih2 gatal) mbaknya lupa ya ngisi kartu ijo nya?

0MG! I tersengih2 busuk. Then a security help me amekkan boring departure. Malu nyer…

Lepak kat waiting room. 10 min before boarding the aircraft. I sat alone. I was praying jangan la ade mamat indon duduk sebelah I please2! Please! Then habes I berdoa dengan bersungguh2, ade mamat indon duduk sebelah i. nampak sangat doa tak termakbul! Then I said to myself if u talk to me, you’re a dead man. His perfume is a crime. I da pening2 dah. I almost vomit. Tapi I keep my cool, be polite but dying in a way. Too wangi is a no-no for me!

At 1950, I board the aircraft. I pray lagi please2 jangan ade orang duduk sebelah i. please Allah spare my soul!. (Dramatic gile). The headache sebab perfume tadi tak hilang lagi

And again…habes doa je, a man sat beside me. Sigh…

Now the aroma of his armpit is a serious crime! I thought about knocking myself unconscious throughout the journey. Too stinky is a no-no for me also! Half an hour later, he started talking to me. Interview pasal where I live and so on. I malas nak cakap despite my headache was getting worse by the minute.

Luckily I took the sit next to the window, so I can just stared at the window and doze off. But unlucky for me, the indon guy who sat behind me took off his shoes and rest his foot beside tempat letak tangan i. I almost mati terkejut when I saw his toenails, they’re chocolate-yellowish; I think they’re even green at the side. "Is that algae?! Candida??!" It was so0o0 disgusting, I almost vomit.

The journey home really is deadly.

The plane landed at midnite. I sangat terharu and LEGE when the pilot said..

“Kepada semua pengunjung selamat datang ke Malaysia dan kepada semua warga Malaysia selamat pulang” I rase my tears started to pour down my cold cheeks.

Kat imigresen after landing, to my shock…. I was the only Malaysian on board!

It’s true when air asia said everyone can fly. Memang anyone such as everyone!

THANK YOU MAK AND ABAH FOR BUYING ME MAS TICKET BACK TO SURABAYA! Fuh…