The Journey home is deadly! (Drama Queen)

And again, i balik Malaysia alone. It was Monday. My flight's at 2010. My driver, Pak Mahfuz came around 1630. He came knocking at my door. i sighed "Awalnye pak mahfuz nie!" Rushing2 last minute packing. Kiss my housemate goodbye... deorang semua balik Jumaat nie. Luv you guys! Nek pak mahfuz's 4-wheel-drive and off we depart for the airport. An hour later sampailah...

Arrived at the airport around 1800, crazy as it may seems. The schedule on the board wrote AK917 depart at 1830. It was the Air Asia's last flight to Malaysia that day.Pak mahfuz kalut giler "Aiyoh mbak!!!! cepetan...jam setengah tujuh nich! Masa sih..!!!" he was so kepoh he tunjuk2/tonjok2 the board dengan emosi. it caught the attention from the crowd behind us. I dah malu dah. Merah2 muke i. Bapak nie rilek la.. fuh2...

Then a stranger came up to me. "Mbak, aku sama pesawat ama mbak, emang delay kok! jam delapan". i breathe deeply. fuh2...!! bpak ni panik la pulak.

Then check in kat kaunter airasia. Dah bagi passport semua. Board my luggage. tibe2 akak kat kaunter tu ...

mbak kaunter : 150!

me : Ape?

Mbak kaunter : 150 ribu!

Me cakap dalam hati : OMG! I KENE PAU NGAN PEKERJA AIR ASIA LA!

(muke dah cuak2 dah2…cmne ni?cmne ni?) padahal mbak tu nak mintak airport tax je which is a common thing before departure. Sekalut-kalut me I forgot to lock my bag…halamak! i berdoa je takde orang bukak my bag. kumat kamit my mouth bce doa.

Then, I order dinner at the airport. 1 sup buntut (sup ekor) and ice tea = Rp50k! mhal giler ! macam mkn kat pronto!

then, Sampai kat kaunter imigresen, I lupe nak isi boring departure. OMG!

Mamat imigresen : (Sengih2 gatal) mbaknya lupa ya ngisi kartu ijo nya?

0MG! I tersengih2 busuk. Then a security help me amekkan boring departure. Malu nyer…

Lepak kat waiting room. 10 min before boarding the aircraft. I sat alone. I was praying jangan la ade mamat indon duduk sebelah I please2! Please! Then habes I berdoa dengan bersungguh2, ade mamat indon duduk sebelah i. nampak sangat doa tak termakbul! Then I said to myself if u talk to me, you’re a dead man. His perfume is a crime. I da pening2 dah. I almost vomit. Tapi I keep my cool, be polite but dying in a way. Too wangi is a no-no for me!

At 1950, I board the aircraft. I pray lagi please2 jangan ade orang duduk sebelah i. please Allah spare my soul!. (Dramatic gile). The headache sebab perfume tadi tak hilang lagi

And again…habes doa je, a man sat beside me. Sigh…

Now the aroma of his armpit is a serious crime! I thought about knocking myself unconscious throughout the journey. Too stinky is a no-no for me also! Half an hour later, he started talking to me. Interview pasal where I live and so on. I malas nak cakap despite my headache was getting worse by the minute.

Luckily I took the sit next to the window, so I can just stared at the window and doze off. But unlucky for me, the indon guy who sat behind me took off his shoes and rest his foot beside tempat letak tangan i. I almost mati terkejut when I saw his toenails, they’re chocolate-yellowish; I think they’re even green at the side. "Is that algae?! Candida??!" It was so0o0 disgusting, I almost vomit.

The journey home really is deadly.

The plane landed at midnite. I sangat terharu and LEGE when the pilot said..

“Kepada semua pengunjung selamat datang ke Malaysia dan kepada semua warga Malaysia selamat pulang” I rase my tears started to pour down my cold cheeks.

Kat imigresen after landing, to my shock…. I was the only Malaysian on board!

It’s true when air asia said everyone can fly. Memang anyone such as everyone!

THANK YOU MAK AND ABAH FOR BUYING ME MAS TICKET BACK TO SURABAYA! Fuh…

Afro-lady - i'm still mad at y0u.

WARNING : Amassive huge sums of emotions
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I'm home! finally! I termimpi-mimpi nak bareng2 kat my katil, hug my bantal busuk, joke ngan my parents. Finally! I'm home!

THIS IS A DREAM COMES TRUE! NOT JOKING KEYH!

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This post i nak curhat (curah hati). Have you guys ever marah anyone sangat2? actually i dah lame dah lupe about this one girl. Dulu she's my friend, ok2 not really close friends tapi kenal la. Let's call her Afro-lady je (nama samaran). Nak pendek kan cerite nape i marah sangat kat Afro-lady ni sebab die penah cube merampas ex-bf i 5 years ago. Sape tak marah if tibe-tibe orang yang kite kenal tibe2 kcau Bf kite. I bet semue will kot. Especially when she's his ex-gf...! Lagi2 lah fuh fuh meledak mendadak dangdut nak marah. And the ending to my love story? we broke up...terime kasih Afro-lady. Yang wat i lagi marah tu is... si Afro-lady ni da sibuk2 kacau my love life, bile dah dapat my guy... die bukan nak pun. Die tinggalkan je wat dunno. I was crushed that time. My Ex terpinga-pinga. kiri tak dapat kanan tak dapat. hahaha!

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To all girls yang pernah ditinggalkan sebab pompuan len.... feel my pain!! Rase cam bodoh, hodoh and helpless. I lebih terime if he left me for work or for studies...pape pun la reason len selain another slut who came between us. Btol tak girls? So he left me for her. Pergi lah kammu.. I masa tu baru abes Matrikulasi. Dengan hati yang patah and offer letter berlimpah2 kat post box rumah i, I gave up on my life. The main reason why I terima to further my studies kat surabaya sebab i nak gi jauh-jauh dari orang-orang yang bengong tadi tu. May be if that afro-girl never come and kacau my life, may be i takkan buat dentistry kat Indon, i akan stay kat Malaysia je.haha! In a way, thank you afro-girl. tapi still i hate you perampas!

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actually i dah lame dah lupe pasal die. After so many years,then suddenly her blog appeared. Ade tulis pasal my ex lagi tuh. Memang takde kaitan ngan my life hidup atau mati I,tapi it reminded me of my past. What she did to us, and tibe2 tringat the worst months of my life! Tibe2 i jadi marah balik. Perampas awak sangat jahat! cube kalau orang len yang amek kebahagiaan awak. Mesti tak best kan?kan? Awak tak pernah rase tu awak syok je sekse orang len je! Duh!

I lebih rele bile die da rampas ex i dulu, bek la die kapel je la trus ngan mamat tu. At least tak sia-sia i break. ahahahha! ade la nampak buah hasil gak.lol...

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Present day,

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Baru-baru ni i ade sumthing happened yang trigger me to be Filthy' mad at her. Bende kecik cetetot je tapi sebab melibatkan Afro-lady bende tu jadi bende besar. Biase la saya cuma pompuan biase je. Die pernah buat bukan2 kat kite dulu, bile melibat kan soal hati memang susah nak dimaafkan. My sayang (my bf now) cakap i tak matured langsung. Hehe. May be he sangat btol kot. May be apa yang dah happened kite patut buat pengalaman and berusaha supaya hal yang sama tak berlaku lagi. And best of all i think we should forgive orang yang pernah hurt us. Lagipun i'm freaking happy with Hilmi now and i'm pretty sure this time takkan ade orang ketiga lagi. Kui2.. ckup2 la tu.

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Tapi seperti i cakap tadi soal hati memang susah nak dimaafkan. weng3... May be someday in the future when i hear her name i wont have rush of adrenaline, may be i'll have rush of melatonin instead. So, pape je about her makes me sleepy instead of angry. Let's pray that day will come a.s.a.p! Tapi for now, Afro-lady, i'm still mad at y0u!!
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:+:+: Alyn budak nakal :+:+:

1. Sesiape yang kene tag kene tulis 10 things about orang yang tag die...

tapi...

sebab alyn terlalu comel...i nak tulis 5 je la.. hehe.

- alyn is girlish, die ske bende2 pink... butterfly2... and loves!
- alyn budak nakal!
- alyn budak tecik yang tak sba nak jadi dentist..=)
- alyn looks good in her black tudung! hew2!
- i know alyn's in love with rainbows! hidup alyn!!! fuh fuh...

2. sesiape yang yang kene tag kene tulis 10 things about herself :

tapi....

sebab 10-5=5... so...i'm just gonna write 5. hehe =)

- I'm going back home (Malaysia) this Monday! excited ni . lompat2 tak berhenti2...
- I'm a die-romantic kinda person a.k.a u broke my heart and i'll die...
- I love red! obsess sangat2!
- I wanna open my own clinic one day. Datang la everyone. Datang sorank , datang beramai2!. Sangat welcome!
- saye chubby. so bak kate miss ayiena. nak kurus.. carik lah bf kurus! lol.

3. i have to tag this! close my eyes and tag!!!!

- miss nadhirah
- miss no'u (bagi new blogger tag...hehe..)
- miss Zulaika
- miss ayiena
- miss ain!!

towards happy days!

lame sangat tak update blog...sangat2. i've been soo0o0o0o busy with clinics and final exams now. now i sangat bersepah. my hair tak sikat sangat. memang cam orang serabai. kadang2 malam2 tengah pulun study i look in the mirrow and WOW! i jerit! macam mbak mojo... mbak mojo tu orang gile kat kawasan rumah kitaorang, setiap kali jumpe die , die mesti tanye "mbak, mau kemana mbak" and mbak mojo ni sangat gatal if tengok lelaki, die mesti nak pegang2 laki tu...haha! nasib baik i pompuan....fuh! fuh!

now i'm so0o0o....freaking sangat2 excited ....tak sabar nak abes sem nie.... y??!!! sebab nak holiday lah! nak jumpe orang2 tercinta cintun kat malaysia tuh. fuh2..malaysia tercinta ku!!! seriously tak sabar nak gi Kedah and trun Johor balik nanti!banyak ni plan nak buat time cuti...!

clinics results and exam results pop out like spams jer... everytime results kua.. i mesty i cakap " mati lah..matilah...,"(sangat2 dramatic...sebab students yang got D or E kene stay lagi lame here and repeat the test.) tapi so far all my final results make me smile from ear to ear, sampai sepet2 my mate! hehehe..yeay!!

selase ni i got judisium for oral sugery II (clinic), as a FKG-ians..

this is my 1st judisium!!!

sangat excited..walaupun i ade aura it's gonna be something very simple and tak formal langsung... but it's okay! judisium is like graduation but hrm... a lot less complicated dari graduation kot. hehe. tadi ade meeting among the students yang amek of oral surgery II, when Doctor Aries congratulates all the students yang lulus, i dah cam berair air mate. happy sangat... !!!! oral surgery (clinic) agak stress actually... u diagnose other people's surgery, ekso, control treatments, assist minor operations and etc.

It is fun when you know what you are doing. If you blurr and ade patient depan you... you're dead!

Doctors from oral surgery sangat dikenali dengan ke-garangan mereka. they'll ask questions and expect you ni cam walking text book la. no mistakes atau tak..piak2... ade doctor sampai tampar mke student. waduh! But this semester,i finish my clinic in style. i'm in love with my results so far... Alhamdulillah!

to nad and ezy, happy holidays dah!
to all yang stil exam... gud luk! may d force b with you!