:+: nak ikan! - happy - sengal - kene tipu... :+:

nak ikan!!

my glass aquarium dah lame ksong, tinggal sand, pebbles, and air sket2...
ikan semua dah R.I.P, i think i tak boleyh la jage ikan.
so far all my fishes died less than 3 months from the day i bought them. semue ikan yang i pendek umor...
kebetolan jer kot..
tapi i gave up on pets! later2 when i dah kje~~ i'm gonna build my own cam small pond for aqua-animals-yang-tak-decide-ape-lagi...hehe..
So live my dream!!!!!!
kene grad cepat2 nih so i can buy lots and lots of pets, and buat my house a mini z0o! i love animals!

i'm happy because....


i'm sengal because....

first week balik indon after raye, it was 40 Celcius.
PANAS YANG SANGAT LUAR BIASA!
i kene duty pergi puskesmas (pusat kesehatan masyarakat for a week).
pergi balik naik motor. 40minit++ one way je. 1st day jer, my skin da merah2.
kne water saket! kne touch sket saket! i cam uh! uh! sunburn nih!
pakai lagi banyak uv protector and whitening la camni!!! lame2 my face jadi prawn face.
eventually, thanks Allah!! i realized... my fair and lovely (whitening cream) da xpired (november 2006) . patut lah saket sangat. tibe2 rase cam nak doink! doink! je kpale. after i stopped wearing it. all the symptom was gone.

kene tipu because...

Rumput ni tumbuh kat my h0use kat shah alam... i saw it first..
so i panggil la abah..abah kate name die jari hantu, i tanye la why jari hantu??
scary nye name!! (i da mremang~~)
my dad cakap sebab die ade 10 daun cam jari hantu! sebab tu la! hahahha..pastu my dad blah..
i da tkot2 dah! i lari kat my mom "mak!!! jari hantu tumbuh depan rumah kite mak!!!" my mom cam "huh?" pastu tu la kali terakhir i balik rumah shah alam, malam tu i tidor my other house kat damansara.i cam mremang sebab my dad kate tu rumput hantu, tapi after a month,bile i da blik indon. baru i sedar..."bukan semue orang pun ade 10 jari ker?"

12 jari hantu

10 jari hantu

Fkg's ghost stories

clue : this picture was taken kat salah satu RUMAH SAKIT DI SURABAYA

semua orang tau kampus tercinte kite is the oldest Dentistry campus in all Indonesia. STOVIT 1928 lagi gitu lho. fakultas kedokteran gigi Unair is the first Dentistry nye University ever2 built in Indonesia. so as 'they' say... lagi lame the building is, lagi banyak "isinya"... muahaha!

today is 25.10.2008(this is the updates of the latest ghost stories in fkg)

*now, semua orang yang terlibat telah dicensored namenya.

1. A year ago, (around 9a.m-12p.m) my friend, Angelina Jolie* (bukan name sebenar), die tengah klinik rontgen. biaselah klinik rontgen..u tunggu patient datang dengan any kasus, then you x-ray him/her. pastu u kene cuci film x-ray tu sendiri dalam bilik pemprosesan secara manual and interpretasi kat doctor. the story starts when she masuk bilik pemprosesan yang gelap nie... she was all alone.tibe2..
voices : angelina...angelina....angelina! (suare die* cam her friend brad pitt)
angelina : (terdiam jap) brad? brad?
(silence....) pastu tbe2 je die dengar orang ketawa mengilai-ngilai....angelina lari2 kua dari ruang rontgen tu nanges2...ha.. suare spekahitu? lu pikir la sendri...

2. 6 months ago, (3.30 p.m), gita gutawa baru abes klinik. she nak balik, she lalu bangunan short cut depan klinik rontgen and klinik bedah mulut. time tu dah sepi gile! pintu dari ujung ke ujung pun dah tutup satu (selalunye 2-2 pintu terbukak time peak hours). she dari pintu loket,jalan je depan sket..she rase seram sejuk...macam ade sumthing behind her as she passed klinik rontgen. pastu she tengok depan... macam ade figure kat ujung bangunan tu.. tapi cam xde plak. mungkin tu ade org tak balik lagi kot(she pikir)...pastu lagi she jalan towards the other exit dkt2 ftokopi tu mcm tak sampai2. macam makin jauh plak... bulu rome da berdiri nih! last2 she lari2... sampai jugak! kua je dari jalan klinik2 tu. kat depan ftokopi fkg...her seram sjuk trus hilang. she tobat tak akan lalu lagi situ time sepi2...apakah yang sebenarnya terjadi? mari kite renungkan same2...hrm...

3. kisah ni baru je terjadi dalam 2 minggu lalu, diceritakan oleh mas-mas renovasi lantai2 fkg unair. we all kn0w fkg is under renovation now. abes lantai semua die tampal tiles baru... klinik rontgen jugak is under renovation. jesse mc Cartney ialah pekerja yang tekun merenovasi fkg(lol), so one day, sebab terlalu tekun merenovate kn klinik rontgen, die dan membe2 die abes keje kul 3.30 ptg,kua2 je dari klinik tu..tekejut beruk die nampak *sesuatu bebaju itam bertudung merah floating naik tangge ke ruang dosen di tingkat 2... apakah siapakah die? i pun tak tau...weng3...hehe...

clue : this picture was taken somewhere in Surabaya


* tak semua kejadian ini 101% happened like i wrote in this post. BEWARE EVERYBODY! hehe..psycho plak i! hahaha! actually banyak lagi cerite2 i dengar bout FKG tapi sampai mane kesahihannya? i also dunno~ korunk tak tau cite2 dalam toilet fkg lagi...lol. huuuuuu~~!
tapi ingat lah. SEMUE NI MAKHLUK ALLAH SWT... and kite tak patut takotkan die, kite cuma patot takotkan Allah yang menjadikan kite.
Wallahualam =)

My Tag

:+:+: my dream husband :+:+:
terima kasih nad dan smua orang yang dah tag me....(i tak berape ingat actually). sorry lambat, and sorry if ade hutang tag yang wat lagi tue.. kuang2...maaf zahir dan batin
actually the tag is to write about my dream guy@bf. tapi i tak nak la tulis la bout my dream guy@bf, sebab i think i've found him already. so tuka tjuk la... my dream hubby.. hehe

1. he mesti sayang me sampai forever and ever. even sampai umur 60+, we would still walk hand in hand. sebab i rase i want to hold his hands forever.
2. die mesti beriman of course
3. at least he ade keje yang tetap and menjamin and bagi me poket money selalu. kiki. and he kene pandai simpan duit* jangan bros je.penting nih!
4. handsome definitely(i sorank nampak die handsome pun lagi okay actually) and tak friendly sangat to other girls(saye sangat jeallous)
5. die mesti sangat penyabar, baik hati and tak short temper
6. tak smoke
7. good in bed. haha. eyh tak men je. die mesti sweet la at least
8. good with children
9. respect orang tue
10. tak kuat tipu* ni penting nih!
11. romantikus
12. tak jemu tengok i sampai forever. higs*
13. setia* of course!
14. understanding and boleyh blab ngan i for hours... days...
15. someone who told me, he wants to be with me not because of my money or physical apprearance, but for who i am

kesimpulannya, my dream hubby is the guy yang i will rase cam naik roller coaster je when he walks beside me.tu la. hrm...haha...

Sexual harrassments (Bodo la lu mamat... duh*!)

NURSE LAKI : mbak nur!!! salam lebaran.
DOC SIAL : maaf ya
ME : salam lebaran. maaf zahir batin doc (doc lelaki yang di censoredkn namenye). i rapat kan tangan i cam tangan buddah tengah salam, sebab xnk salam doc tu. (bkn muhrim la kate kn~)
DOC SIAL: lho..emangnya nggak boleh ya salam kayak biasa (knape tak boleh salam cam biase je?)
NURSE LAKI : ya iyalah. die lho nggak boleyh kn (rapat kn tangan also, reply my wishes)
DOC SIAL : kalau nggak bisa, jika aku begini bisa nggak?? (he pretends squeezing my breasts...i step ke blkg sket. tekejut gle...)
NURSE2 LAKI : (shock) hahahahha!

sangat malu. tapi ni la my story. bodo la indon. hesh* nape i panggil die doc sial? sebab walau pun die da doctor now. tapi mentality die cam sial lagi.. so die la doc sial dalam kamus i. doc ni memang extra baik dengan i bile2 i keje kat his klinik. die sangat friendly.And i admire die jugak, sebab die pandai and "baik" tapi tak mungkin la laki baik dengan pompuan tanpa nak sumthing. sengal..bodo la lu mamat. duh!*

haritu i gi pasar ikan, pasar ikan tu malam hari. i gi ngan my friends. ramai2 la. 4 to 5 orang. sangat sesak the pasar ikan. kitarunk tak sedar, dalam diam2 we've been stalked by a stranger!! this guy ikot je kitarunk... die datang dekat and stat pushing his dirty self towards us. cm eiiiw... i cm eh.. i ketepi la.. ok la.. den die ikot... my frens pun kne gak. dirty stupid hands. cam nak ptong jer rase nye. mentang2 la in crowds berani la ek... bodo la indon. hesh*... then we sje je g kdai len. Deym MTF die ikot..i da cam GTH la u ugly head. pastu wen die sda, we sda... die ikot org len plak. i ksian la dat girl tpi i nk wt pe...duh... bodo la lu mamat. duh*!

and the scariest thing happened kat my own campus. i gtau you gurls la. NEVE EVE g toilet FKG awal2 pagi, time xde orang tu sorank2. mamat cuci toilet tu ialah indon yang galak sket (tuk i la...) die akan msuk toilet pompuan and stat mop lantai, esp kat pintu yang de org kat dlm. tak tau la die blaja ilmu fisik tak pasal reflection kn~.bodo la indon. hesh* memang terang2 akan nampak la. and pernah ade kejadian die buka pintu minah yang tak selesai project di kamar sulit tu lagi..gile kerk? pastu minta2 maaf...wat cam accident la. bodo la lu mamat. duh*!

Fading rainbows

rainbow twink2*
kat highway towards seremban

driving towards a pot of gold!!

FADING RAINBOW in front of One Utama
sangat2 cantik!