:+: Seram tapi kurang seram episode 2 :+:

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We didn't go to see the bomoh, gile ke? Tu macam serah nyawa je. Me and my friends just duduk kat living ro0m tolong kira kan pajak-pajak orang kampong tu. Actually my friends yang kira, I just sat there buat2 pandai. Tersangat la malas nak buat kerje. Mr.Brad cakap dia pandai tilik nasib tapi kene bagitau tarikh lahir dulu dan lahir hari apa. Cik G cari birthday dia and told Mr.Brad. Mr.Brad tilik then he told him his nasib. Cik G carikan my birthday, I lahir hari Khamis. 8 Sept 1986. Then Mr. Brad pikir jap, muke dia berkerut-kerut. "Owh, awak..kelemahan awak kat kaki bawah kanan," I swallowed hard. Camne dia tau I terseliuh a week before at my right ankle. He's good.



Then he looks at me, pointed a finger towards me and said..."Awak...awak...awak akan nikah dengan orang ke arah...ke arah....," Jantung I dah berdegup laju. Ade lah certain places I was hoping he would say... "ke arah... Pakistan,"My mouth drop! Semua orang gelakkan I. Deym* (excuse my word). But Pakistan??? The first thing that runs through my head is BULU DADA then the brownish Indian skin...which is not bad actually. Then the Bangla loghat... trying to sweet talk me. OMG! Oh no.... Then he said.."Tak semestinya orang Pakistan tapi kearah negara Pakistan lah, jodoh awak tu," My geografi sux, mane ek negara Pakistan...juling-juling mate I nak pikir..hhuhu. I tak percaye sangat cume Mr.Brad lawak la. me+org Pakistan? c'mon la...

Malaysia is the country in dark green. and Pakistan is the brown country. Ke arah Pakistan?? Erk....


Jom kita tengok peta Msia, If I kat Selangor...paling2 ke arah Pakistan is Perak, Penang, Kedah and Perlis... Hrm... menarik... Ahaha.....

P/s : Mr.Brad tilik nasib my friends and all of them are true..Ade yang terus happen on the next day. That is a big WOW...ilmu ape la mamat ni gune. Tapi still pengajaran post ni...jangan percaya kan tukang tilik.Percaya la ALLAH YANG MAHA ESA.