:+: I don't want your boyfriend la!!!! :+:

Tssskkk!!!
Weyh, aku tak nak balak ko lah! serious tak nak! Lately ni I asyik kene serang ngan minah ni je. Asyik call number maxis I. I didn't pick up la. Jatuh kredit nanti sebab I'm oversea. She's calling from Msia. Dia asyik text I emo2.

"Gud luck with cik X, Hope you guys are happy, I'm done here!"

I cam eit? Aasal ni? Memang I dah kenal sangat ngan balak pompuan ni, die SUPER gatal. Semua pompuan die nak berkenalan, nak ajak kua, nak msg, nak macam2 la. Tapi asal I lak yang kene attack? Memang la he's my ex dulu, but that doesn't mean I want him back. Tak nak la orang camtu! haha.. what for?! LOL.

I dah cakap banyak kali, I don't want your BF la!!!! PLEASE leave me alone! BF die ni pun cm sengal, if i jumpe mammat tu,i nak tenyeh2 hidung die. Pandai je buat cite kat GF die about me. Kita dah berbulan tak jumpe la mammat!

"I heard cite mammat ni been menggatal ngan orang lain also, and die tak ngaku pun ko GF die last time aku jumpe die. Tau tak berapa kali he asked me out? Tau tak when I sebut your name, he rolled his eyes?" Kadang2 bila pompuan tu dok serang I, I cam nak cakap je ayat tadi. Tapi tak sampai hati lak. Nanti melalak lak dia, nanges tak berlagu.

Obviously mammat tu tipu ko!! wake up la! Suke hati you la nak buat pe ngan die.

Tapi 100%, I am sure, I TAK NAK BF KO!!!! Please stop bothering me.

:+: Sex :+:

Sexually active makes you a pervert
Sexually educated makes you brilliant

Safe sex is the best option in life.

Watching stupid porn is a pervert thing. But learning human anatomy, STD (sexual transmitted disease) and find ways to prevent them, learn about human lust and ways of controlling are not 'wasted' knowledge.


This post is about my "hasrat tak tersampai". I wish I could say this to Cik Mojo-jojo. But I can't... So miss bloggie, kammu je la tempat curhat ku. Sniff Sniff.... Dengan ayat super poyo, I wanna build a better community in this world. Haha..POYO SGT ok! To cik Mojo-jojo yang suke pikir bukan2 bout me. Sigh* Sigh* Therez thousand words I wish you never said to me. CikMojo-jojo wonders how I know so much about contraception, "Aku belajar la dodol," and last week was my speech about it. My speech about contraception (mencegah hamil) selama sejam. I'm so happy I did it. I wish u were there to see me. This is part of my sex education to adults. This doesn't make me a perrrrvert. Be open-minded.


Yea mak cik, mak cik... ni condom yea... ni IUD....



Budak ni ngah enjoy gali biji timah while tegok my pamplet. Tu uterus ek dik..bukan es krim..

Oh yurp, seperti biase. By the end of my post ade song or poems This one for you Cik Mojo-jojo,

You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray. And I stood there loving you and wished them all away,and you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you. Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day. So just walk away, ain't no use defending words that you will never say.

You never did give a damn thing honey but I cried, cried for you
And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died, died for you
Died for you
Every smile you fake is so condescending, counting all the scars you made. now that I'm sitting here thinking it through. I've never been anywhere cold as you

:+: KEJAM KEJAM KEJAM !!!!:+:

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I baru baliK dari PH III (Public health 3) dekat Malang. 2 minggu maa...kerja cari 'masalah' kat puskesmas (pusat kesehatan masyarakat) kat sana, solved it and balik surabaya 'tersenyum2'...

I just nak curhat kat miss bloggie tentang incident yang happened kat Lawang, sabtu pagi, I ada Sidang proposal PH3 Sidang proposal agak ni agak scary la. Kite present proposal kite, and di 'bantai' dengan 4 kepala puskesmas (hospital directors), drg ikgm dan pembimbing bapelkes Lawang. So the night before kene siapkan makalah 7 copies, slide show and kene ready for our speech. Stress is in the air.

My room hrm nak buat cite, Jumaat petang I sampai Bapelkes (Balai kesehatan Lawang), cek in, masuk ro0m. 1 bilik = 6 orang.My ro0m ada 5 orang. Tengah2 guling2 macam tenggiling. Tibe-tibe...jeng jeng jeng jeng.... ada 3 orang "Karipap" (Karipap ni nama kueh. I panggil deorang karipap cuz I'm so mad at them and I haf no idea nak panggil derunk ngan bad word ape) Datang2 je taruk their stuffs kat my bed. Put their dirty bag on my stuffs and halau me dari bilik. OMG. WTHeck? "I want this room! This is my room!" Karipap pertama yelled at me. "Yeah this is our room! We want you guys out!" Yelled the 2nd Karipap. WTF? I da cek in kat bilik ni u noe~. if u halau me, where should i go? Go get yourself another room whore. Then the 3 karipap halau me and my friends 3 orang. They don't care where we should sleep. They don't fuckin care ok! All they know is they want our bunkers. Hell-no-bitches. The 3 karipap kept tengking2 us. and bile 3p.m, my dosen pembimbing suruh jumpe die for konsultasi. the 3 of us when for konsul. At 5p.m, we went back to our room.. OUH! all my stuffs da kat bawah and the 3 Karipap amek katil kitarunk, rapat kan jadi 1 ke dinding, sat on them and tak nak bangun2.

I kept asking for them to go cek in sendiri and g la cari bilik sendiri. They fuck'n laughed at me je. I ran out. I cried and cried and cried.... sampai malam I can't stop crying. You whores! I came back after Maghrib, sat outside my room. I kene ready kan my mental n physical for tomorrow. Cuz besok lagi penting dari semua BULL-SHIT ni. I masuk bilik lagi.

Deorang kept cakap sinis to me. I KENE HALAU DARI BILIK SENDIRI, AND TOMORROW IS MY UJIAN PROPOSAL!!!!!

So malam tu, I duduk kat luar, type my proposal kat luar bilik. My laptop, my printer semua kat luar bilik. Pakai extension je amek letrik dari bilik. Imagine la bertapa kejam nye anak2 FKG ni, halau membe sendiri dar bilik die, throw my stuffs, dah la Lawang tu malam tu it was 23degrees. Ke less...tapi Lawang memang sangat sejuk ok! Windy night.....It was so cold!

AWAK KEJAM!!!!! AWAK MMG KUEH KARIPAP TUL LA!

I came to them, the one who took my bed is the leader, yang lain lembu2 dia je. I said "Kalian memang tak manusiawi,"

At 1a.m, I kesejukan kat luar, and kat luar dah sepi gile. Takot ternampak hantu...haha...so I masuk balik 'bilik I'. The 3 karipap tak bangun2 dari our bed. I masuk bilik je. Deorang buat muke "Wat are you doin here, get out!" But it was so cold outside, I'll die freezing if i sleep outside, I cuddle beside Aliya and shut my eyes.

Tomorrow 8 p.m, My ujian proposal PH3 was a total success. Allah haf been super nice to me. Alhamdulillah.

:+: Bubbly :+:

Seriously lame sangat tak blog. Lately I feel macam nak duduk diam je and watch my beautiful life everyday. I never thought that life could be soo0o0o0 nice to me. Yela after my SELFISH ex-bf left, I thought I'll be sad forever but hye why cry for someone who'll never understand the real meaning of LOVE. All my girlfriends and guyfriends cakap he'll get his karma so0n enough. I just smile cuz I think he already did when someone from Kedah teX me and told me about his newest love-life, I laughed hysterically. Ok tu dia punya hal la, tak payah nak blab kat my bloggy terchenta. Most of my blog readers kenal my ex,jilat cili sendiri rase pedas sendiri la. Tak payah la I nak explain cili tu rase dia camane. After he accused me of million things I didn't do and left... i macam WTHeck? Are you on drugs hunny? You must be. hahaha...


So now?


Ehem2... All i can say about my life is PERGH!!!!!! ...... Betol ke ni? Someone please cuuuubit me kuat2 because I think I'm dreaming now. I don't know why Allah is so0o0o0 generous to me, But thank you Allah. Thank you! thank you! thank you! I got zillion texts asking for updates. Hrm... hehe. Takde pe la peeps. Saket gak gIgIt bibir sendiri ni nak diam. OUCH!!!!

BUBBLY

I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglees in a silly place

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is fallin' on my window pane
But we are hidin' in a safer place
Under the covers stayin' safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy
So happy

SsSsSsSshhhhhUuUuuUu....

Don't talk too much
Nanti JINX datang...
So sssshhhhuuu
HUsh Hush...
I'm happy now
Ngeeee~!