Ape mak cakap tu betol, pay attention okay!

Mak cakap "Hidup, mati, jodoh dan rezeki adalah ketentuan Allah. Hambanya hanya berikhtiar. Berusaha kearah keredaan Nya. Berdoa semoga terus berjaya. Allah Maha Kaya. Allah Maha Pemurah. Setiap umat Allah ada tentukan bahagian. Terus berusaha. Semoga berjaya. Jangan putus asa. DWBH.(Don't worry be happy)"


Rase cam jatuh tertimpa tangga je harini. Today me and Arina nek beca, then tibe2 kete jazz hitam langgar us from the opposite side. Susah nak cakap salah siapa. Salah our pak beca atau salah kete tu. You guys pun taw la traffic Indonesia ni cmne... Ade la couple of bruises and wounds at my elbow and ankles. Arina 'terselamat'. Thank Allah! I yang nak terjunam keluar beca, depan I ade motor.I think my legs dah cecah jalan dah. It happened so fast... but kite ok je. After tu I memang nak nangis, badan dah nyut nyut saket, syndrome prodomal acute dah shows. I rase color, dolor semua... but tahan je for the sake of Arina, I tak nak die trauma plak tengok I nangis. huhu. Sampai lect hall. I saw my ankle semakin merah. cam laceration, erosion and there's superficial wounds. Saket adeyh...



P/s : Traffic Indonesia mmg terok! Ni dah 2nd time I kene langgar since I got here. Mak nak balik...(Ayat mengade2...hekhek)

:+: My last serenade :+:

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Dear bloggers, I tau I dah lame tak update my blog, my blog kne suspend jap atas sebab2 tertentu. but i'm back and this is my last serenade for my older posts. Tafsir sendiri la. Faham2 sendiri la. Har har har.

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I just wanna say. I believe in karma. Bukan karma hindu mati hidup balik tu. Tapi what you did, you'll get back. So friends, ingat2 la before kamu aniaya atau saket kan seseorang cuz bende2 camtu akan datang balik menghantui korunk, in this world or the next.

To whom it may concerned, my mom said you have too much air in yo head tu yang buat you jadi tak betol. I gelak like hell because it's true and I tak sangke my mom can be so darn funny. Thanks for the lies I know I swallowed every single word. I hope you'll get what you deserve, for better or worse. Cuz we know we deserve better. I hope you dapat la ape yang you terkeja-keja sangat... Kejar la semua bala tu. I won't tell anyone what kind of monster you actually are. As a matter of fact, I won't talk bout this ever again, you are such an immature air-head. I hate you. I hope you get what you are looking for. I hope karma will come haunt you. If tak pun, if I have a bazooka, I'll make a hole in your head just to proof what kind of air-head you really are. I'm f***ing hurt ok.

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Oh yah, thanks for the lies

p/s : I hate you * hiks* tears~

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:+: Bloggin Rawkx :+:

RULES :
1. copy + paste this award at yo blog
2. make an entry as if this is an EMMY AWARD


First of all, thank you Amar Amirah for making this happens...
Love my parents - miss u abah.. mak...
Love my ucyuk family - u guys are the best!
Love my besties and friends - how do i live without you? (dramaticnye)
Love MHZ - X0x0 banyak2!
(saye sangat la gatal... lol)
Love all bloggers+my silent readers - (senyum bsuk)
X0X0~!!!
I couldn't have done it without you!
(ckp sambil tersenyum2 kambeng+blushing)

:+:+: KENAPAKAH??? :+:+:

Lunch tadi I duduk sebelah die...
Siapakah die? I sendiri tertanya2 sendiri...
Dari belakang macam handsome...
Dari tepi pown macam handsome...
macam ala2 Ello je...



Die pandang I...
I terasa pelik kenapa die asyik pandang je...
Tak pernah tengok gadis melayu ka?
Die terus melihat I makan... minum...
Tak selesa... I menunduk sahaja...
I tak pandang sangat muke die...
I try buat tak tau je...
Tapi I terdetik gak di hati I...
mungkin die ni pujangga impian ramai wanita...
Macam (Macam je) perfect...


Sambil menunduk... I baru sedar...
I ternampak sesuatu...
Aiseh!
(rase cam nak bertepuk dahi sekuat2 mungkin jer...)
panjang nye kuku cik abang...
wat gapo simpan kuku panjang2 nor??

Banyak kali dah I tengok orang lelaki simpan kuku jari pinky panjang2. Satu je kuku die yang panjang, yang len pendek. Nak buat ape pun I tak tau la. Sungguh la tak macho k!! Nampak cam pengotor sket. hehe... Still wondering untuk pe ek? Isk2... asal ha? kotor tau! kuku tu tumbuh memang untuk dipotong k.

pengajaran post ni : korunk tak yah la bele kuku panjang2... laki atau pun perempuan key. peace out!

LOL... ntah2 betol Ello duduk sebelah I tadi... Nk usha kuku Ello kat tv la pasni. If betol pinky die panjang maksud nye I bertepuk dahi 2 kali la harini... LOL...

:+: Life Line :+:

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Everyday I saw my girl friend, how she got excited every time ‘he’ texts ‘her’. How ‘her’ face shines and she grins mysteriously. Pastu nak reply message sembunyi2, macam la orang lain nak bace sangat message tu. Sekali pandang lagi, she blushed like a ripe apple! her nostrils grew bigger by every second.

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I called my psychiatrist… She’s the cheapest psychiatrist I know. The best also! 100% guarantee! With only Rp1800, I am able to tell her all my heart trouble. hebat tak? Yah betol… she’s my girl friend. I bet if she bukak clinic psychiatrist, may be she da boley beli a bungalow by the sea at Hawaii dah. She’ve been hearing me bragging about my imperfect life a lil bit too much. Her name is Ezy.

Ezy told me being single is not a bad thing. It’s pretty hot actually. There’s nothing to be afraid of. Loneliness doesn’t lead to sadness. I was surprised when she said that! That never crosses my mind. Loneliness leads to sadness… Isn’t it obvious? But she convinced me vice versa. And I think she was right. Don’t be afraid to be single. She told me being single; all you have to think about is yourself. Come to think about it, that’s pretty cool actually. I don’t wanna be that pathetic girl-friend that is dying for a man every second in her life, listening to soppy love songs and cry over them again and again. That is not me. May be I’ve been there, but I’m out of that valley of doom-ness. I gotta stop bragging about my life. Really I have to. Could some one... no… could you...yes you… hit me with a sledge hammer on the head so that I’ll be knocked unconscious and when I woke up I’ll be the new me. Or… ok don’t do it… takot tak bangun2 plak nanti! Can somebody… could you... yeah you! Just kiss me so long and deep that when I woke up, I’m seeing colorful butterflies circling my wings.

Tapi jap! adeke orang nak buat camtu? Mesti bongok if ade org nak buat camtu kan? ha-ha-ha! Tapi if you are offering to do that pleasure, make sure you have good oral hygiene dulu tau or I’ll die! I’m allergic to gross oral hygiene dudes!

:+: Tak Tahan lah ... :+:

Tak tahan la setiap kali masuk toilet FK (fakultas kedokteran) mesti nak tergelak-gelak. Nak buat business pun tak senang. Sape nye kerja la rajin sangat nak print tulisan nih. Dah la salah type.. semua toilet pulak tu die tampal. Dah la bertahun-tahun dah rasenye tak tukar-tukar. Tak tahan perut gue... mesti tergelak-gelak sorank2. Sebab tu lah tak suke sangat masuk toilet FK - susah nak focus. If korunk ade dengar minah tergelak2 sorang2 dalam toilet... jangan meremang, tu bukan pontianak ek... tu gue...

* kloset tu toilet bowl *

Picture 2nd ni plak was taken in a local taxi. Mula-mula tak sedar. tengok sekali... tengok 2 kali lagi... "Yang bener??"
Unik la kammu Indonesia~!

:+: Alahai kedai BATA DELTA... :+:

Today I gi Delta ngan my girlfriend Ezy, We went to BATA. Ezy cakap kasut bata sangat la best~ and cheap! She tunjukkan I kasut hitam yang she pakai everyday to hospital. I cam tertarik I wanna buy the same shoes, but brown kaller... Ezy nye black! Mamat sales boy BATA ni memang lawak nak mampos...Blurr2... dah la cakap English dengan kitarunk...


Sales boy 1 : Hye malayzie...malayzie....! Yes2... what shoes can I help?
I dah cam bia benar mamat nich. I usha2 la kasut... ade kasut brown ni cam best....
Me : Mas2... yang ukuran 5 ada nggak?(bang2... kasut size 5 ada tak?)
Sales boy 1 : err.. ada2...yang ukuran 5 itu maksudnya ukuran 38 tah?
Me : err...aah! (blur22 tak faham sangat size2 kasut nich. Tapi rasenye 38 tu bukan size 7 ke???)
I pun tunggu la depan kasut tu. lame tunggu. Die tak amek2 pun....I gi la teman ezy usha kasut. Mamat tu tak gerak2 pun gi stor. I dah suspicious dah. I pun gi la kat mamat tu.
Me : Mas2.. kasut nya tadi udah ta? (bang2,Dah amek tak kasut tadi?)
Sales boy 1 : Oh mau ta kasut nya? (Eh! nak ke kasut tadi???)
I da cam (ya i ya lah!!!masa ya i ya donk!!) hahaha...adeyh....
Then die amek kasut brown tu... size 4. I terkejut.
Me : lho mas? yang ukuran 5 ta mas... (Bang saya nak yang size 5 la bang)
Sales boy 1 : Ukuran 5 nya nggak addah!
Me : lol (cakap je la takde, tak yah la susah2 cari + kuakan kasut yang exactly same dengan display. lwak la mamat nih. Nasib baik kasut tu rubber boleh muat one size smaller...serious selesa gile k kasut tuh!)







Kes Ezy plak. Die nampak poster kasut BATA cun kat kedai tu ... kasut tu ade 3 kaler - black, silver and gold. Tapi kat display ade black jerk. Die mintak la kat sales boy 1 yang gold.
Ezy : Mas2, yang kayak ini tapi gold ada nggak mas? (bang yang camni tapi kaler gold, ade tak bang?) Ezy tunjuk kat poster yang kat terpampang kat kedai tu.
Sales boy 1 : ITU BROWN! BUKAN GOLD!!!
Ezy : Oh! (gelak2+ buat muke) Yang kayak gini tapi brown ada ngak mas?(Ezy betolkan ayat tadi)
Sales boy 1 : Nggak ada. cuman ada yang item! (Tak de cume ade hitam je) Mas tu pun gi stor amekkan sepasang kasut hitam tu.
Ezy usha kasut yang almost the same corak as the one yang tak de tu... kasut tu ade 3 warne gak black, grey and gold.
Tengah usha, mas tu datang lagi dengan sepasang kasut.
Sales boy 1 : Nich mbak! ada shoez nyah! (ni kak, ade kasut tadi!)
I ngan Ezy dah excited dah. Wah2...!! Die pun keluar kan kasut tu dari box. Uh!!!!! kasut corak len yang die kuakan. tapi kasut gold gak la. We dah cam... bia bena mamat nih! betol ke tak nih!
Ezy : Mas, aku bukan mau sepatu yang ini...
Sales boy 1 : Oh ya. but this sepatu is go0d ...baguz..baguzz...
Yo oppo?? MIntak nya yang lain. malah dikeluarin yang lain... Yo oppo2!??
5 minit lagi... die masuk stor lagi. Die keluar ngan sepasang kasut! kasut brown yang ezy nak tu ade rupe2 nye!!!! mamat cari lah tul2 lain kali! Die keluar dengan muke tersenyum2 busuk...
Ezy : Oh ini yang brown itu yach?
Sales boy 1 : nOT BROWN!!! bUT GOLD!!!!
(tadi bukan die ke yang cakap brown???? conpius2...~)

betolkah carta pie nih??

Mamat salesboy 1 ni tak habes2 nak tanye kitarunk student mane... duduk mane.... ade boifren tak... sampai la fon number. Seriously we malas nak layan... seriously. Hehe. Ezy la kene tanye banyak sebab she's pretty. I ade advantage gak being average joyah. Kesian die kene ngorat ngan 2 sales boys while I gi bayar my shoes. The sales boy 3 yang teman I bayar looks sophisticated' sket. Tapi die pown tak habes2 nak tanye I questions... rumah kat ne... blaja pe... Alahai laki... adeyh... ade ke die tanye I buat specialist in medic ke now? I cam ha-ha-ha-ha... "barusan S1 lho mas... hehe"(baru degree je bang).

Hehe.. alahai kedai BATA DELTA....

Dentist and mayat memang la tak sinonim key!

My eyes merah semalam. It has been that way for the last 3 days. I went to Graha Amerta’s clinic for a check up. I tanye la doctor tu ni irritation ke infection? Ternyata just irritation jer. I dah lega.. fuhhh~ Doctor bagi I receipt, suruh beli obat. Die suruh beli obat kat pharmacy on the second-floor. But since it’s just normal irritation, I malas la nak beli obat! Cam membazir je duit. I took the side exit hospital tu then terus cabut!!! Tak nak doctor tu nampak. segan plak...

Then, I went to Dr.Soetomo hospital. Saje je nak jumpe my girl-friend Ezy. She was on duty that night. Tak leyh balik rumah. Yelah dah young-doctor… dah start busy. Semalam I teman Ezy jage kat forensik. Her team ‘jage’ ade 6 people. Time I datang tu takde mayat, so everybody tengah bosan-bosan… makan-makan… main poker cards… I join sekali la. Rizky + Windy + N’dut (Taktau name sebenar die) taught me how to play poker. Apetah name game tu lupe dah. LoL. It was 7p.m, I dah nak balik rumah dah, time baru kua je nak keluar dari dewan kuliah. Ade mayat diusung keluar dari kamar jenazah. I dah cam o0o0h-o0o0o... I terus masuk balik. Sembunyi belakang pintu jap beberapa minit, tunggu pekerja hospital tu usung mayat tu masuk ambulance, baru I kua dewan tu. I don’t want even a sight of the body at all! N0-No!! Tapi pastu terpakse jalan sebelah ambulance tu gak... sebab it’s the nearest way out... berdebar-debar rase jantung. Hebat la Ezy boleh buat autopsi semua. Tabik sama lho! Luv yah Ezy!

EZY, you deserva an ice cream for yo hard work la babe! x0x0!

ice cream ni da melt sket... Yummy.. tak saba nak melahap!

Arina Romantikus!

Ternyata korunk tag I non-stop, I nie dah la hantu tag... lame2 jadi pocong tag daaa... Arina Roman-tikus tag me!

1. Your hp model?
~sony ericss0n k770i

2. A picture of it
~imagine je la (pepel kaler lagi taw)

3. How many times did your hp get tortured by you?
~everyday!

4. Which part of your hp u hate the most and why?
~keypad bongok!

5. Which part of your hp you like most and why?
~the colour

6. What icon do you like the most?
sms~

7. What else need to be change so it can be a perfect hp?
~more people calling me (takde kaitan.lol)

8. You need a handphone because?
~it's my life!

9. Who bought this handphone for you?
~me!

10. With the total amount of the price, what could you buy other than a hp?
~i-pod second series

11. Is your hp model popular in the market?
~nope! i dunno act. hehe

12. Describe yourself as a smart hp user?
~i'm not

13. How often do u charge your hp?
~ once every 3 days

14. Estimate, how long could your hp survive?
~erk...?

15. Actually are you interested in hp?
~duh

16. Are u happy with the condition of ur hp?
~50-50

17. Every morning, what is the first thing u do with your hp?
~read all the sms received while i was soundly asleep

18. Imagine someone takes your hp away for 1 day.. What would happens?
~i hope it'll blow right in front of their faces (just kiddin!)

19. No hp no life. agree?
~u nuts?

:+: Thank you :+:

*Harini Teman ezy jage kat forensik*
I know DM (DOKTER MUDA) is hard work
but nampak cam best
Penat clinic every day...


Anyways, Thank you Ezy+Anis Nadhia
You girls breathe me hopes...
Thank you for understanding..
Thanks for everything...

:+: Baby Ngesot in Bahasa Malaysia :+:

Actually, tajuk sebenar buku tu adalah seperti diatas, tapi atas sopan santun orang melayu. Kite tukar la jadi baby ngesot~ hehe...Atas dasar kebuhsanan, I translate-kan buku ni in BM. so semua orang ley faham, sebab buku ni in BI (bahasa Indonesia- I bet tak semua orang faham). so Jom! Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek preview sket nak tak?!

BUKU NI LAWAK TAHAP CHARLIE CHAPLIN TAW!

---Lawak gile, aku pernah tengok orang kene rasuk. Waktu tu habis sembahyang maghrib. Kak Minah, pembantu rumah kita yang baru, tengah tidur kat bilik die. Die tak tahu, yang bilik servant tu dah lame tak de orang tidor kat situ.
---Habis je azan Maghrib, Kak Minah keluar bilik, pastu teros duduk kat sofa depan tv. Aku terkejut tengok Kak Minah duduk tegak dengan mate tak berkelip-kelip.
---Tak lama pastu, die menagis "Mana... Tati.... mana.... Tati....."
---Tati?? Tati tu kan servant lama kitaorang. Dia dah lama berenTi kerja. Kenapa Kak Minah carik Tati pulak?
---Dia menagis lagi.. "TAAAAATIIII !!!!"
---Matanya menjadi putih. Rambutnya menjadi hitam (kalau rambut tu, memang dari lahir kot). Die kejang-kejang. Badannya meregang seperti posisi bulan sabit. Hingus keluar dari hidungnya. Dari Bontotnya keluar 3 ekor iguana. Okay, pasal iguana tu aku buat lawak je.
---Die terus menjerit "TAAAATI!!! MANA TAAATTTIIII!!!!!"
---Die lalu mumble bahasa-bahasa aneh "Muhhaha muha muha Tati"
---Aku terkejut!!!
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---Ami datang dekat2 Kak Minah, setelah menganalisa, dia menyimpulkan dengan bijak "Die ni macam kerasukan lah"
---"WAAAAAHH!" kata Ingga, Anggi dan aku sama-sama. Seolah-olah kerasukan adalah saat Naruto menang lawan musuh berduyun-duyun.
---"Kerasukan itu ape?" Edgar, adik aku yang paling kecik bertanye.
---"Kemasukan setan, Gar" jawab Ingge, adik aku sorang lagi.
---"Jadi ada setan tengah kontrol Kak Minah la ni?" Tanya Edgar.
---"Aah"
---"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Edgar kagum gile."Boleh ek camtu??" Edgar cakap dengan excited nye.
---"NI BUKAN WAKTUNYA UNTUK KAGUM2 LAH!"
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---Kak Ami teros mengambil alih keadaan. Dia pegang tangan Kak Minah yang tengah meronta-ronta sambil teriak kata-kata aneh. Aku, sebab terlalu takot, tak nak la pegang pape! Edgar, yang perasan berani pegang rambut nya. Tak faham fungsi die pegang rambut Kak Minah. "Edgar, orang ni kerasukan, bukan mintak sikat rambutlah...,"
---Di saat seperti ini, sepatutnye ade nombor yang boleh telefon. Ape ek.. 1-800-PEMBURU HANTU??
---Kak Minah semakin menjadi-jadi. Tubuhya makin susah nak dikendalikan. (Aku pegang tangan, Ami pegang kaki,Edgar pegang rambut -- tetap tak de pengaruhnye). Lalu tiba-tiba, Ingga berkata "Picit hidung die abang!"
---"Apa?"
---"Hidung die! Aku pernah bace kat mana tah, kene picit hidung die!"
---"Tapi..tapi...."
---"ABANG! PICIT HIDUNG DIE SEKARANG!" Edgar memerintah aku.
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---Ternyata tidak!
---Tak de efek pun!
---"Kenapa takde efek pown?" Aku tanya.
---Kak Ami pandang kitarunk bengang je. "OF COURSE LA TAKDE EFEK! PICIT JEMPOL KAKI LA! BUKAN HIDUNG!"
---Sial kau Ingga....
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wHat?? Kok Bisa siyh??

Last 2 week, I bawa my girl-friends Nad and Ezy pergi Irba (Irian Barat), tempat beli pet. Kat situ ada banyak binatang, dari ikan sampai monyet. Kucing, anjing, tupai, arnab, keluarga tikus2, ular, turtle, udang, ketam, belut smua ada. Senang cakap macam-macam ada lah! I beli lah 3 ekor ikan Kap. Nad beli 8 ekor guppies!!! Her guppies are sooo preeeeeeettty! My ikan kap macho2 Shah rukh khan. Eh, Shah rukh khan macho ka? Balik rumah taruk la ikan2 tu dalam aquarium, susun2 pokok...betol2 kan pasir.... Fluuuuusssh!*(Bunyi air) Tuang ikan dalam aquarium... Ikan tu berenang2 anak dalam aquarium...

Sayang sangat kat ikan tu! sayang sangat2!!
Name ikan tu

1. Sporty Nad
2. Norty Arina
3. Horny Ezy

Ade sebab tersirat tersurat kenapa name ikan-ikan ni unik sekali. hehe... (Ikot orang sebenar die kowt..lol). Kerana terlalu sayang, kadang-kadang, I terlelap depan aquarium, nak teman ikan tidur la katekan.


Sebelum pergi klinik, bagi ikan makan...
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Malam2 habes maghrib tengok ikan berenang2 katik, sayang nye kat kammu!!!! bagi makan lagi la. kalau boleyh belai, I belai kat ribe ni. "Puk2 tido" LoL. scary psycho la pulak kalau betol buat camtu! ahahahha!

1 hari..... Sporty nad terapung... ha! tu die perut nak meletop!

*Ni da siap2 untuk majlis pengebumian*

beberapa jam selepas tu... Horny ezy plak terapung....

Sedih~ mati sebab terlebih kasih sayang @ makan banyak sangat.....

:+: Minta di jauhkan :+:

Saya benci playboy...
Saya tak suke orang yang bermuka dua...
Saya tak berapa berkenan orang yang tidak menyimpan rahsia orang lain...
Saya tak suke orang yang mengadu domba...
Kesimpulannya, Saya tak berkenan la penipu... lol.


Minta di jauhkan, sejauh-jauhnya yach...

Hidup ini kene enjoyzzzzz~

Betol tak betol?

From Miss Snow White with 7 Guppies With LOVE

Results from my personality test - http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

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Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education:

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Okay, I'm bored! Sesiape je la, cepat lah ajak I kua! I won't say No... lol. Padahal Isnin ni ade test. Tapi kemalasan nye~

:+: Zaman tadika ku :+:

Tibe-2 nak tulis kenangan kat Tadika dulu.

Time tadika dulu, I tadika Al-Mujahiddeen. Tadika tu berunsur ke-agamaan siket. Pergi tadika hari-hari pakai tudung putih, baju putih kain tak ingat dah warna ape. Huhu…Bile ingatkan balik, banyak rupenye perkara bengong yang I lakukan time kecik-kecik dulu. Ho-Ho


1.Time nak sembahyang, kire ngan member “1 2 3 sembahyang!!! Sape habes sembahyang dulu menang!” Pastu 2-2 berebut-rebut sambahyang. Selalunye pemenang nya I lah sebab Cuma I je main dengan serious hari-hari. Haha…

2. Dulu ustazah ajar time solat bace kuat-kuat biar die dengar kalau ade yang salah. Dengan semangat nya I dengan kawan2 I bace sekuat hati. Menjerit2. Habes solat semua penat. Berebut minta izin nak minum air kat dapur.

3. Dulu kitarunk makan tengahari dalam dulang. Satu dulang = 10 orang makan. Dulu i seorang yang sangat comel. Maksud comel tu tembam la... kuat makan time tu. Time ustazah letak dulang depan mate, i lah orang pertama yang berebut-rebut nak makan.

Polisi i untuk makan:

a) Makan cepat nanti dapat makan banyak!,

b) Jangan sampai ade yang nak bahagi-bahagi kan sama rata dulu...

c) dan aim semua udang, telor dan apa-apa je best first!

4. Kadang-kadang ustazah suruh semua beratur, nak ajar solat. I tak faham gak, solat zuhur pukul 9 pagi. Ade la sorang klasmate kene jadi tok imam, time tu i tengok die pergh... macho nye jadi imam! walaupun sepatah haram die bace pun i tak faham, pure2 je la faham.

5. Time solat, ustazah kate if bawa telekung pakai, if tak bawak, tak pakai pun tak pe... setiap kali habes sujud, time duduk antara sujud mesti I ngan my friend mesti tergelak2. Geli hati sungguh!!! Pastu ustazah marah-marah kitarunk “Eh sembahyang tak leyh gelak la,”. Sebab setiap kali bangun dari sujud ade je 2-3 orang tercabut tudung deorang. Ni dikalangan orang yang malas nak bawa telekung la, malas nak pakai anak tudung pastu pakai tudung licin. Tudung tertinggal kat sejadah. Pastu eh! eh! tercabut. Style deorang sujud camne tah sampai leyh tercabut tudung, sampai sekarang remain a misteri for me. Huhu...

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6. Bile ustazah suruh solat jemaah. Ustazah mesti mesti suruh semua orang lurus dan rapat kan sofh' "Dik2...rapat siket dik, jangan bagi setan lalu celah nie. Ikot line putih ni, biar semua sebaris," NI LAH PART ORANG PALING TAK SUKE DULU. SEMPIT2~ budak-budak semua start tolak-tolak nak dekat2 kan sofh'. Time ustazah pandang i solat cam biase la. Time ustazah tak pandang... Mula la singul2 budak kiri kanan I. "Eh sane lah! sempit lah... ," Pastu time takhiyat akhir. Orang kedua yang bangun selepas imam, saye lah orang nye. Nak cop tempat nak duduk. Tak suke if kene duduk takhiyat akhir tak selesa.

Polisi duduk takhiyat akhir time tu

a) Bangun cepat2, dapat tempat duduk best!

b) Biar orang duduk atas kite, kite tak yah duduk atas kaki die

c) If ade orang duduk atas tapak kaki kite , geletek punggung die (gerak kan jari2 kaki semua) Sampai die tak tahan, die gerak lah sendiri. Ho-ho

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Rase rindu pulak zaman tadika, ingin nak jadi budak kecik lagi. Time tu buat ape pun, rase tak bersalah je~. Terima kasih mak+abah sebab dah bele adik sampai besar camni! X0X0!

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